Funny Joke - Church Paint
It did rain ... and rain ... and rain ... so much so that the thinned down paint was washed away.
The pastor looked on in dismay and fell to his knees crying out "Lord, why did you do this to me!"
The Lord answered, "You didn't trust me for the funds. I will provide. Take another collection, then repaint and thin no more."
(March Madness Funny Joke - Paint)