Funniest Genie Joke Ever

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A man walks into a bar and sets a tiny piano down then pulls out a tiny man who starts playing a beautiful song. The bartender says, "Wow, where did you get him!?"

The man replies,"There is a genie in the parking lot giving away one free wish to anyone that asks".

The bartender shouts, "Drinks are on the house!" then runs out to the parking lot.

A few minutes later the bartender returns with a bunch of ducks following him. Puzzled he says to the man,"I don't know what's wrong with that genie, I asked him for a million bucks and now all these ducks are following me".

The man replies,"You think I asked him for a twelve inch pianist?"

Funniest Genie Joke Ever