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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
- Billy Connolly

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
- Phyllis Diller

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
- Oscar Levant

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld


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