Funny Blonde Joke - Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break? It takes too long to retrain them.
Three blonde women were being trained to become detectives.
The trainer shows them a picture of a man for five seconds, and then asks them each in turn how they would recognise him in the streets.
The first blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! He has only one eye!”
The trainer replies sarcastically, “Uhm, that’s because the picture is in profile.”
The second blonde replies, “Oh? Well, in that case, I’d recognise him because he has only one ear.”
The trainer sighs and says wearily to the third blonde, “You might want to think this through before you reply.”
However, she replies instantly. “I’d recognise him because he wears contact lenses.”
The astonished trainer exclaims, “That’s amazing! How did you know?”
She shrugs. “It’s easy, really. He must be wearing contact lenses, because he couldn’t possibly wear glasses with only one eye and one ear.”