Funny Amish Mall Lift Joke
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall, and were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this father?"
The father replied, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked past them into a small room. The walls closed behind her and the boy and his father watched as the numbers above the wall lit up, stopped at the top number, and then returned down again. The walls then opened and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Son, go get your mother."