Funny German Confessional Joke
A German goes into a confession booth, and says, "Please forgive me father for I have sinned."
The priest responded, "What is your sin my child?"
The man replies, "During WWII I took in a Jewish man and hid him in my attic."
The priest exclaims, "Good sir, that is not a sin at all. That was a righteous burden you took upon yourself. You should be proud of your actions."
The man hesitates for a moment and then says, "Well... I had him pay rent."
The priest says, "Yes, that isn't the most Christian thing to do... however it is not a sin."
The man then smiles, feeling cleared of all wrongdoing, and gets up to leave. But then he pauses once more and says, "Father?"
"Yes my child?"
"Do I have to tell him that the war is over?"