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Rough Plato Talking Dog Joke

A guy and his dog go into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, get that dog out of here... we don't allow dogs in here."

"Wait a minute", the guy says, "This is no ordinary dog ! This is 'Plato' the talking dog !"

"Yeah, sure," says the bartender.

"I'll prove it to you," says the guy. "Plato... what's on top of a building?"

"ROOF !" says the dog.

"Look," says the bartender, "just how dumb do you think I am?"

"Wait a minute," says the guy. "Plato, how does sandpaper feel?"

"RUFF !" says the dog.

"Do I have 'stupid' tattooed across my forehead or something?" asks the bartender. "Now get that dog out of here! "

"Wait.. I'm not through", says the guy. "Plato, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"RUTH !" says the dog.

"That does it !! " says the bartender, and he throws them both out on the street.

Outside, the dog looks at his owner and says, "Do you think I should have gone with DiMaggio?"

Funny Plato Talking Dog Joke


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