A guy and his dog go into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, get that dog out of here... we don't allow dogs in here."
"Wait a minute", the guy says, "This is no ordinary dog ! This is 'Plato' the talking dog !"
"Yeah, sure," says the bartender.
"I'll prove it to you," says the guy. "Plato... what's on top of a building?"
"ROOF !" says the dog.
"Look," says the bartender, "just how dumb do you think I am?"
"Wait a minute," says the guy. "Plato, how does sandpaper feel?"
"RUFF !" says the dog.
"Do I have 'stupid' tattooed across my forehead or something?" asks the bartender. "Now get that dog out of here! "
"Wait.. I'm not through", says the guy. "Plato, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"RUTH !" says the dog.
"That does it !! " says the bartender, and he throws them both out on the street.
Outside, the dog looks at his owner and says, "Do you think I should have gone with DiMaggio?"
Funny Plato Talking Dog Joke