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Hernadez De La Cuenta Lopez was a man of many talents, but murder was not one of them. Well to be fair, it was not the murder that was the problem, but the evading of the law. And to be even more fair, calling it evasion is misleading, for when the police knocked on his door, enquiring after a missing cat, he quite simply broke down in tears and confessed to all, including the theft of a Twinky bar at age 12 and the more recent killing, dismembering and cooking of his mother. The police promptly arrested him (for the killing) and took away the gently simmering pot of stew for evidence, noting that the paprika and bay leaf were a nice touch.