Funny Man Walks Into a Bar Joke

Alcohol, because no great story started with someone eating a salad
 Funny Man Walks Into a Bar Joke - Alcohol, because no great story started with someone eating a salad

A man walks into a bar and orders ten shots of tequila.  The bartender lines them up and the man starts slamming the shots down, one after the other.

The bartender says, "Hey, slow down buddy!"

The man replies, "No way! If you had what I have, you'd be drinkin' this fast too."

The bartender says, "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. What have you got?"

The man drinks his final shot, and replies, "About 75 cents."




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