Funny blonde painter joke
A blonde wanted to earn some money, so decided to hire herself out as a handywoman. She started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood and, going to the front door of the first house, asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint the porch," replied the owner. "How much would you charge?"
The blonde replied, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and showed her the paint and other materials she might need in the garage. He then left her to it.
"Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the man's wife.
He shrugged. "Should do. She was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You've finished already?" asked the owner, surprised.
"Yes," answered the blonde, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," added the blonde, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."