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A Spot of Fishing Bother

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Funny joke woman boat reading fishing

Mary looked up from her book at the sound of the approaching park warden's motorboat.  He tied up alongside her little rowing boat and said, "Good morning, Ma'am.  I need to advise you that this is a restricted fishing area."

"Oh, I'm not fishing," replied Mary, holding up her book. "I'm just doing a bit of reading, and enjoying the lovely lake."

"Yes, I understand," replied the warden, "but you have a boat full of fishing equipment."

"This is my husband's fishing equipment," said Mary.  "I'm just reading."

"Be that as it may, you have all the equipment and could start at any moment," said the warden, "I'm going to have to take you in and give you a fine."

Mary stared at the man for a moment, incredulous, and then replied, "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault."

"But I haven't even touched you,' replied the warden, suddenly alarmed.

"That's true, officer, but you have all the equipment, and for all I know you could start at any moment."

"In that case, have a nice day, ma'am," said the warden, and left.


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