Funny golf cartoon joke - Hold these. I have to go back for my wife.
Bob finally married his longtime girlfriend, Pam, and they enjoyed a modest honeymoon in Tenarife before settling into the comfortable rhythm of married life.
One day, as Bob was cleaning his golf clubs, his wife said, "Honey, I've been thinking... now that we're married, and are starting to get serious about a family, don't you think it's maybe time to give up golf?"
"Good grief, Pam!" said Bob, visibly upset. "For a minute there you sounded like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife??" shouted Pam. "You never said you were married before!"