funny marriage evolution joke picture"Dear, when we got married 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, watched a little black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and huge plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your end of the bargain."
She looked at me in a way that only a husband could truly understand, and replied, "You are most welcome to go out and find a hot, 25 year old blonde, and I'll make sure you are once again living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed. I'll even throw in the black and white TV for free."