"Aw, feck!" muttered Paddy to himself, as he circled the car park looking in vain for a space.
In desperation he offered a prayer: "Dear Lord Jesus. I know I am a sinner and all, and have been all me life, but if you would be so kind as to grant me a parking space so I don't miss me job interview, I would be ever so grateful. I promise I will start going to church every Sunday, like a good Catholic should. Amen."
Immediately a car pulled out in front of him, freeing up a space.
"Ah, never mind, Lord," continued the Irishman. "I got one already. Tanks anyway."
Funny little car Irishman Paddy parking space prayer joke