funny army soldier joke
General Eisenhower frowned as he observed a young soldier wandering about, examining random pieces of paper on the ground, muttering to himself, "That's not it." He arranged for the soldier to be psychologically tested.
After a brief consultation, the psychologist concluded that the young man was deranged. He wrote out immediate discharge papers and handed them to the soldier.
The young man looked at the papers and beamed. "That's it!"