Got Any Grapes Joke

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"Got any grapes?" asked the duck, waddling into a pharmacy. 

The pharmacy assistant replied, "No, we don't sell grapes.  This is a pharmacy.  You want the grocery store around the corner."

The duck nods and waddles out.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The assistant replies politely, "No.  As I said yesterday, you want the grocery store.  This is a pharmacy."

The duck nods and waddles out.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The assistant loses his temper, and shouts, "Look, this is the third day in a row that you come in asking for grapes.  I told you, we don't sell grapes!! Now, if you come back in here asking for grapes, I will nail your feet to the floor!"

The duck nods and waddles out.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any nails?"

The clerk is confused and replies, "No, we don't sell nails.  We are a pharmacy.  You want the hardware store.  OK?"

The duck nods, and then asks, "Got any grapes?"