No one moved, so he continued, "Do you not fear the Word of the Lord which says in Revelation 21:8 that liars will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur?"
Again all was quiet for a moment, until, slowly, a gorgeous blonde woman rose from the third pew. Her head bowed, she spoke in a quivering voice, "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a few of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
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