Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say

Funny Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say List Picture
Funny Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say List Picture


  1. Does this hunter's outfit make me look fat?
  2. Do you think he is prettier than me?
  3. My wife never listens to me
  4. I'll have the light vinaigrette salad and a diet soda.
  5. Why don't we go to the men's room and freshen up?
  6. No, I didn't see the game last night. I was watching QVC.
  7. Looks like it's time to by some NEW underwear.
  8. Okay, who left the toilet seat up?
  9. I'VE GOT MY FATHER'S THIGHS!
  10. The dog??? No, that was ME.