Funny police reporting wife accident joke
"Mr Arnolds?" asked the policeman standing at the door.
"I apologise for the late hour, sir, but I need to ask you a few questions."
"Sure," I replied.
"Are you married?"
"Do you have a recent picture of your wife?"
I asked him to wait a minute and brought back a picture of Mary to show him.
The policeman looked at the picture and then said somberly, "I'm really sorry, Mr Arnolds, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train."
I stared at the picture for a moment before replying, "I know what you mean, but she has a good personality and is an excellent cook."