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Workmen Sandwiches Joke

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Funny Joke Builders Sandwiches

Three workmen were sitting high above the ground on their building site scaffolding, eating their lunch sandwiches.

The first workman looked at his sandwich with disgust: "Cheese!!! Every day she gives me cheese! I swear, if she gives me cheese again tomorrow I will throw myself off this scaffolding."

The second workman looked at his sandwich with similar disgust: "Peanut butter!!! Every day peanut butter! I swear, if I get peanut butter again tomorrow I will throw myself off this scaffolding."

The third workman also looked at his sandwich with disgust: "Ham!!! Every day ham! I swear, if I get ham again tomorrow I will throw myself off this scaffolding."

Needless to say, and to cut a long story short, they got the same to eat the next day and each workman, true to his word, jumped from the scaffolding to his death.

At the funeral, the workmen's wives consoled each other when they learnt the cause of their husbands' deaths.

"If only he'd told me he hated cheese", said the first workman's wife.

"If only he'd told me he hated ham", said the second workman's wife.

"I don't understand," said the third workman's wife. "He made his own sandwiches!?"

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