Funny Dead Rabbit Pun

Funny Joke - Dead Rabbit Image
Funny Joke - Dead Rabbit

A couple was driving along one day when suddenly the car jolted: they had run over something. They stopped the car and got out to see what they'd hit. It was a rabbit, dead as a very dead thing. The husband was quite distraught but his wife just smiled, calmly opened her handbag, pulled out a spraycan and proceeded to spray the rabbit all over.

A couple seconds passed.

The rabbit twitched.

A few more seconds and the rabbit jumped up and looked at them with big grateful eyes. Then it jumped a few more paces, turned around to look at the couple, jumped a few more paces, turned around to look at them, eventually giving them a wave before jumping off into the woods.

The husband stood stunned.

"What was in that can?" he asked incredulously.

"Wella hair spray", she answered, "it gives your hair bounce and a wave at the end."

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