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A chicken walks into a library and clucks, "Book-book-book." The bemused librarian gives the chicken a book which it puts under its wing and wanders off. The next day the chicken returns with the book, places it on the counter, and clucks, "Book-book-book." The librarian gives the chicken a new book which it puts under its wing and wanders off.

The same thing happens the next day, but this time the librarian decides to follow the chicken as it leaves the library, heads down the road, takes a left into a field, follows a little track down to a pond, where it hands the book to a frog who looks at it and says, "Reddit-reddit."

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Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department so they go visit the doctor to see if he can help them out. Mary tells the doctor that no matter what, she can never reach her special place when they make love.

The doctor examines them both and says “I can’t find anything obviously wrong with either of you. But Mary, I think you might be overheating in the act. I suggest you purchase a fan and use that when you go to bed.”

Paddy, being a careful sort, doesn’t want to splash out on a new fan so he rings his best pal Tommy and asks Tommy if he’ll flap a towel over Paddy and Mary as they make love. That evening Tommy comes round and waves a towel over the couple as they go at it. Two hours later, there’s still no difference, Mary is still unsatisfied.

“Paddy, I tell you what,” suggests Mary, “Why don’t you swap places with Tommy? You can flap the towel and Tommy and I can try the love making.”

Desperate, Paddy agrees. Within 5 minutes of Mary and Tommy making vigorous love Mary reaches a thunderous climax, and then again. And then again. Finally after an hour they both collapse on the bed, exhausted.”

“And that, Tommy”, Paddy announces triumphantly, “is how you flap a bloody towel!”
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