Funny Hilarious Marriage Quotes

Funny marriage joke quotes

There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!

A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

And just to show I really am just kidding...

In the beginning you love your wife because she is beautiful. In later years she is beautiful because you love her.

Funny marriage joke quotes

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