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Old Couple Dinner Joke

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An eighty year old couple are celebrating their 60th anniversary with a quiet meal at home, when the wife suddenly says to her husband, "Honey, how about we get naked while we eat our dinner?"

The husband agrees, and soon afterwards the wife says, "Honey, I am beginning to feel very hot and very aroused!"

The husband replies, "That is because you have your breasts in the soup."

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

And God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

"What will this woman cost?" asked Adam.

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam scratched his head for a moment and then asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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