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Funny Father Christmas Note - Dear Santa Poisoned Milk
Funny Father Christmas Note - Dear Santa, If you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
Funny Christmas Cartoons Snowman Heist
 Funny Christmas Cartoons Snowman Heist
Funny Christmas Cartoons Snowman Sex Porn
 Funny Christmas Cartoons Snowman Sex Porn
Funny Christmas Cartoons Snowman Nose Job
 Funny Christmas Cartoons Snowman Nose Job - I want a smaller carrot
Funny Christmas Cartoons Snowman Dog Ball
 Funny Christmas Cartoons Snowman Dog Ball
Funny Father Christmas Cartoons Santa Toilet
 Funny Father Christmas Cartoons Santa Toilet
Funny Christmas Cartoons Santa Rudolph Crap
 Funny Father Christmas Cartoons Santa Rudolph Crap
Funny Christmas Cartoons Santa Bowel Movement
 Funny Christmas Cartoons Santa Bowel Movement
Funny Christmas Cartoons Santa Elves Elvis
 Funny Christmas Cartoons Santa Elves Elvis
Funny Christmas Cartoons Santa Group Therapy
Funny Christmas Cartoons Santa Group Therapy
Funny Father Christmas Reindeer Cartoon Picture
Funny Santa Airbag Christmas Cartoon
Funny Father Christmas Cartoon.  Is that an airbag or have you been swallowing your bubble gum again?
No thanks --- hot chocolate just goes right through me
Hilarious Christmas Santa Reindeer cartoon picture - Where icicles come from
 Hilarious Christmas Santa Reindeer cartoon picture - Where icicles come from
Father Christmas house crash cartoon texting while flying
Father Christmas house crash cartoon texting while flying 
Wife husband - it looks like reindeer - rain? The weatherman's calling for snow - funny christmas cartoon -
Wife husband - it looks like reindeer - rain? The weatherman's calling for snow - funny christmas cartoon 
 
Funny snowwoman cartoon - Looks like somebody got a snow job for Christmas

Funny snowman cartoon - Looks like somebody got a snow job for Christmas

Funny Santa Cartoon - Reindeer North Pole - Personally I think global warming has got a heck of a lot to answer for
Funny Santa Cartoon - Reindeer North Pole - Personally I think global warming has got a heck of a lot to answer for
Father Christmas Cartoon - Clean your f*cking chimney
 Father Christmas Cartoon - Clean your f*cking chimney

Father Christmas Flat Reindeer Cartoon Joke Picture
Santa Flat Reindeer Cartoon Joke Picture 
Funny Christmas cartoon - I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn't wearing a seatbelt
 Funny Christmas cartoon - I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn't wearing a seatbelt
Funny dog family Christmas cartoon - Did anyone water the tree?  I did, I did, I did
 Funny dog family Christmas cartoon - Did anyone water the tree?  I did, I did, I did

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Featured Joke

Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department so they go visit the doctor to see if he can help them out. Mary tells the doctor that no matter what, she can never reach her special place when they make love.

The doctor examines them both and says “I can’t find anything obviously wrong with either of you. But Mary, I think you might be overheating in the act. I suggest you purchase a fan and use that when you go to bed.”

Paddy, being a careful sort, doesn’t want to splash out on a new fan so he rings his best pal Tommy and asks Tommy if he’ll flap a towel over Paddy and Mary as they make love. That evening Tommy comes round and waves a towel over the couple as they go at it. Two hours later, there’s still no difference, Mary is still unsatisfied.

“Paddy, I tell you what,” suggests Mary, “Why don’t you swap places with Tommy? You can flap the towel and Tommy and I can try the love making.”

Desperate, Paddy agrees. Within 5 minutes of Mary and Tommy making vigorous love Mary reaches a thunderous climax, and then again. And then again. Finally after an hour they both collapse on the bed, exhausted.”

“Now that, Tommy”, Paddy announces triumphantly, “is how you flap a bloody towel!”
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