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Christmas Cracker Jokes Collection

Funny Christmas Cracker Jokes
Funny Christmas Cracker Jokes 

What’s the most popular Christmas wine?
‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’

Which playwright was terrified of Christmas?
Noël Coward.

What gets red wine out?
An alcoholic.

What's the best Christmas film?
There's Something About Mary.

What's another word for thesaurus?

What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
My POP is bigger than yours!

Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots."!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!

Why did Santa's helper see the therapist?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You get "Tinsel"-itis!

What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!

What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
Silent Night!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
Funny Christmas Cracker Jokes
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