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Dog: Barkenpantensniffer
Dog Catcher: Barkenpantensniffersnatcher
Dog Catcher's Truck: Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen
Garage for Truck: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus
Truck Repairman: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerker
Mechanic's Union: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerkerfeatherbeddengefixengruppe
Doctor: Chestergethumpenpulsentooker
Nurse: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper
Hypodermic Needle: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtensticken
Backside: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz
Piano: Plinkenplankenplunkenbox
Pianist: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder
Piano Stool: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderspinnenseat
Piano Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspelle
Fathers at the Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppe
Mothers at the Recital:Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowentellensnoozengruppenuppenwakers
Automobile: Honkenbrakenscreecher
Gasoline: Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen
Driver: Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker
Auto Mechanic: Honkenbrakenscreecherknockengepingersputtergefixer
Repair Bill: Bankenrollergebustenuptottenliste
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

And God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

"What will this woman cost?" asked Adam.

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam scratched his head for a moment and then asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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