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Funny Happy St Patrick's Day Irish Ireland

Tis St Paidraig's day, t'be sure!
We'll drink a Guinness t'day, maybe four!
Den we'll be right,
We'll get in a fight,
And after dat we'll have a few more!

~

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time.
When asked, “Why a third?”
He replied, “One's absurd!
And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”
~
There once was an Irish from Nass
Who poured liquor into his glass
He drank down the ale
And started this tale
Blargh [hiccup] [hiccup] ... arse.

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