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I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him.
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Isn't it unfair that women love cats? Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come when you call, they like to stay out all night and when they are at home they like to be left alone to sleep. 
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.  
- Terry Sangster 
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A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. 
“My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.” 
“I know,” says the second owner. 
“How do you know?” 
“My dog told me.”
- Sourabh Bhatia

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Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department so they go visit the doctor to see if he can help them out. Mary tells the doctor that no matter what, she can never reach her special place when they make love.

The doctor examines them both and says, “I can’t find anything obviously wrong with either of you. But Mary, I think you might be overheating in the act. I suggest you buy a fan and use that when you go to bed.”

Paddy, being a careful sort, doesn’t want to splash out on a new fan so he rings his best pal Tommy and asks Tommy if he’ll flap a towel over Paddy and Mary as they make love. That evening Tommy comes round and waves a towel over the couple as they go at it. Two hours later, there’s still no difference, Mary is still unsatisfied.

“Paddy, I tell you what,” suggests Mary. “Why don’t you swap places with Tommy? You can flap the towel and Tommy and I can try the love making.”

Desperate, Paddy agrees. Within 5 minutes of Mary and Tommy making vigorous love Mary reaches a thunderous climax, and then again. And then again. Finally after an hour they both collapse on the bed, exhausted.”

“Now that, Tommy,” announces Paddy triumphantly, “is how you flap a bloody towel!”
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