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Funeral Guitarist Joke

Funny Funeral Joke Cartoon

A guitarist was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. Since the man had no family or friends, the service was to be conducted at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country.

The guitarist was not familiar with the area, and getting lost, arrived an hour late.  He couldn't find the funeral director or the hearse anywhere, but spotted the gravesite where the diggers and crew sat eating lunch. He went over and apologized to the men for being late and, not knowing what else to do, started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. The guitarist played heart and soul for this unknown man with no family and friends, and finally, as he ended with ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. With an emotional sigh he finished, packed up his guitar, and headed quietly for his car.

As he left, he heard one of the workers say, “That was quite somethin'.  Never seen nothin’ like it before, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

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