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Cowboy Convention Bar Lesbian Joke

 Funny Cowboy Convention Bar Lesbian Joke

A cowboy takes a break from the range and heads out to LA for a cowboy convention. The first evening he sits at a local watering hole for a beer, wearing his hat, jeans, and boots, when a woman walks up and sits down beside him.

"Are you a cowboy?" she asks.

"Well yes ma'am, I am," he replies.

"You mean, like a real deal cowboy?"

"I don't know any other kind."

She smiles at him coyly. "I've never met a real cowboy before."

"Well now you have."  He takes a sip of his beer.

"Well?" she continues.

"Well what?"

"Aren't you going to ask what I am?"

"Well sure thing ma'am, uh, what are you?"

"I'm a lesbian."

The cowboy looks puzzled,  "A lesb- . . . I don't believe I know what that is."

"It means that I like women. I like to kiss them, and touch them, and make love to them."

The cowboy doesn't reply, and the woman eventually gets up and leaves.  Soon after, another woman enters the bar, and spotting cowboy takes a seat beside him.

"Are you a cowboy?" she asks.

"Well ma'am," he replies.  "I thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian too."

 Funny Cowboy Convention Bar Lesbian Joke

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