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 Funny Frenchman German Italian Spy Joke

Three spies are captured and held in a cell: a Frenchman, an Englishman, and an Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy, take him into the next room and tie his hands behind a chair. They torture him for two hours before he tells all. The captors return the French spy to the cell and grab the English spy. They also tie his hands behind the chair and torture him for four hours before he tells all. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing him. Four hours go by and the spy isn't talking, then eight hours, then sixteen, until after twenty-four hours they give up and throw him back into the cell.

The English and French spies are very impressed and ask the Italian how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, " I wanna to, but I couldn't move my hands!".
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