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Ole and Sven Getting Drunk Joke

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why sure," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where ya from?"

"Norway," replies the second man.

The first man responds, "Ya don't say, I'm from Norway too! Let's have another round to Norway."

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Norway are ya from?"

"Bergen," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Bergen too! Let's have another drink to old Bergen."

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "So, where did you live?"

"On a boat, at the fishin' docks," replies the second man.

"Dis is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I live on a boat at the fishin' docks, too!"

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

"What's up?," he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "Ole and his brother Sven are getting drunk again."



Funny drunk road sign picture -  Funny Ole and Sven Getting Drunk Joke

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