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CNN journalist interviews old jewish man about prayer joke
 Funny Prayer Western Wall Jerusalem Joke

A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. She went to check it out, and going to the Western Wall, found him, walking slowly up to the holy site with a worn cane.

She watched him pray, and after about forty minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Are you Morris Feinberg?"

He glanced at her and nodded, but did not stop walking.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

He stopped, and answered, "For about sixty years.".

"Sixty years!" she exclaimed. "That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man. I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."

"And how do you feel after doing this for sixty years?" she asked.

"Like I'm talking to a f*cking wall."

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