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A Talented Man

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Hernadez De La Cuenta Lopez was a man of many talents, but murder was not one of them. Well to be fair, it was not the murder that was the problem, but the evading of the law. And to be even more fair, calling it evasion is misleading, for when the police knocked on his door, enquiring after a missing cat, he quite simply broke down in tears and confessed to all, including the theft of a Twinky bar at age 12 and the more recent killing, dismembering and cooking of his mother. The police promptly arrested him (for the killing) and took away the gently simmering pot of stew for evidence, noting that the paprika and bay leaf were a nice touch.

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Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department so they go visit the doctor to see if he can help them out. Mary tells the doctor that no matter what, she can never reach her special place when they make love.

The doctor examines them both and says “I can’t find anything obviously wrong with either of you. But Mary, I think you might be overheating in the act. I suggest you purchase a fan and use that when you go to bed.”

Paddy, being a careful sort, doesn’t want to splash out on a new fan so he rings his best pal Tommy and asks Tommy if he’ll flap a towel over Paddy and Mary as they make love. That evening Tommy comes round and waves a towel over the couple as they go at it. Two hours later, there’s still no difference, Mary is still unsatisfied.

“Paddy, I tell you what,” suggests Mary, “Why don’t you swap places with Tommy? You can flap the towel and Tommy and I can try the love making.”

Desperate, Paddy agrees. Within 5 minutes of Mary and Tommy making vigorous love Mary reaches a thunderous climax, and then again. And then again. Finally after an hour they both collapse on the bed, exhausted.”

“Now that, Tommy”, Paddy announces triumphantly, “is how you flap a bloody towel!”
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