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Blonde First Day School

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 Funny Blonde First Day School Joke

A blonde comes home from her first day at school. She runs to her mum and says, "Mommy, today at school we learned how to count! All the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5, 6,7,8,9,10! That's good, right?"

"Yes, darling, very good," replies her mom.

"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.

"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."

Next day, the blonde comes back from school and says: "Mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! That's good, right?"

"Yes, darling, very good," replies her mom.

"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?" she asks.

"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde," says her mom.

Next day, she returns from school again, and says excitedly, "Mommy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mom.

"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No darling, it's because you're 25."

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