Dumb Blonde Flagpole Joke

 Funny Dumb Blonde Flagpole Joke

Billy-Bob and Jimmy are standing at the base of a flag-pole, looking up and scratching their heads, when a beautiful blonde woman walks by and asks what the matter is.

"We've been hired to find out the height of this here flag-pole," replies Billy-Bob, "such that we might fit it properly with the flag of this great nation, but we don't have a ladder!"

The blonde looks up, turns around, and walks off, returning moments later with a screw-driver and a measuring tape. She unscrews the flagpole from its base, lays it on its side, measures it, and returns it back to its upright position.

"That flagpole is exactly 15 feet long!" she says, and walks off.

Billy-Bob turns to Jimmy, shaking his head. "Isn't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
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