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Golf Funeral Joke

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. The man is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. 

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

 Funny Golf Funeral Joke


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