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Prism Naughty Light Rays Pun

Prism - where naughty light rays go
Funny Prism Naughty Light Rays Pun Meme - Prism, where naughty light rays go

As an optician, I approve of this joke, but I am probably making a spectacle of myself.

Ha! I see what you did there.

This conversation is getting unsightly.

You're right; this calls for some vitreous humor.

As far as eye can see, these puns are getting worse.

You're just being opaque.  Personally, I like jokes from right across the spectrum.

On a more serious note, studies show the vast majority of rays rack up multiple refractions after going to prism, particularly those with ultra-violet tendencies.  Prism rarely gets the light to change its rays.

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Paddy, being a careful sort, doesn’t want to splash out on a new fan so he rings his best pal Tommy and asks Tommy if he’ll flap a towel over Paddy and Mary as they make love. That evening Tommy comes round and waves a towel over the couple as they go at it. Two hours later, there’s still no difference, Mary is still unsatisfied.

“Paddy, I tell you what,” suggests Mary, “Why don’t you swap places with Tommy? You can flap the towel and Tommy and I can try the love making.”

Desperate, Paddy agrees. Within 5 minutes of Mary and Tommy making vigorous love Mary reaches a thunderous climax, and then again. And then again. Finally after an hour they both collapse on the bed, exhausted.”

“And that, Tommy”, Paddy announces triumphantly, “is how you flap a bloody towel!”
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