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Church Bible Sunday School Joke

And God separated the light from the dark...
Funny Church Bible Sunday School Joke - And God separated the light from the dark...


One Sunday morning, there was a girl named Sarah sitting in Sunday school when she fell asleep. The teacher called on Sarah and asked, "Who in the Bible turned water into wine?"

The boy next to Sarah poked her with a pencil and she woke up. shouting, "Jesus!"

"Very good, Sarah. Now can you tell me who created the world?"

Sarah had nodded off again, so the boy poked her with the pencil again.  She woke up and yelled, "God!"

"Very good. Now who can tell me what Abraham's wife said after they had their 11th child."

The boy poked Sarah again, and she said, "If you poke me with that one more time, I'm going to snap it in half."

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