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Funny Barack Obama jokes

Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
The Country!

Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
He accidently smoked it.

Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question?
Neither have I!

Under Obama's health care plan can you get coverage for preexisting conditions?
Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment!

What's the difference between Obama and God?
God doesn't think he is Obama

What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
Jesus can put a cabinet together

What does Simba and Obama have in common?
One is an African Lion and the other one is a lyin' African!

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

And God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

"What will this woman cost?" asked Adam.

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam scratched his head for a moment and then asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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