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Funny Baby Barack Obama Joke Picture - Guess what you and my diaper have in common?
 Funny Baby Barack Obama Joke Picture - Guess what you and my diaper have in common?

Barack Obama was out jogging one day when he tripped and fell over a bridge railing, landing in the river below. Before the secret service could get to him, three kids who had been fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful that he offered the kids whatever they wanted in return for saving his life.

The first kid replied, "I want to go to Disney world!"
Obama replied, "Not a problem. I'll even fly you there in Air Force one."

The second kid replied, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's!"
"You got it," said Obama. "I'll even have Michael Jordan himself sign them."

Then the third kid replied, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in big screen tv and headset."

"You don't look like you're handicapped," said the suprised Obama.

The kid replied, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."


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A man died and went to heaven.  As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter replied, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"For example, that's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man.

"And that's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Wow!" exclaimed the man.  "Out of interest, where's Obama's clock?"

"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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