Funny Physics Joke One-Liners

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 Funny physics joke one-liners

A photon walks into a hotel and the porter asks, "Can I help you with your bags?" And the photon replies, "No it's OK, I'm traveling light."

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A neutron walks into a bar orders a drink.  He asks the bartender how much he owes. The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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Two atoms are walking down the street when suddenly one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I lost an electron." The other replies, "Are you sure?" To which the first says, "I'm positive."

Funny physics joke one-liners

A white bear and a black bear are swimming in water. Which one dissolves first? The white bear, because it's polar.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom.

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A bartender says "we don't serve tachyons here."  A tachyon walks into a bar.

Funny physics joke one-liners

Einstein came up with a theory about space. And it was about time too!

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I once pretended to eat a lightbulb someone asked what I was doing. I was having a light snack...

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Did you hear about that accident in Cern? Well, it doesn't matter anymore.

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The photon catches his wife in bed with a string theorist. The string theorist says "I can explain everything."

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I wonder how 140 billion uranium atoms would react to this joke.

Funny physics joke one-liners

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, "I'm sorry, but we don't allow your kind in here!" The particle says, "But without me, you can't have mass!"

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Heisenberg was traveling on the highway when he gets pulled over. The officer says to him, "Do you realize you were going 90 mph back there?". Heisenberg replies, "Oh great! Now I'm lost!"

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