Funny Wise Irreligious Guru Quotes

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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
"I doubt, therefore I might be."
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"The older you get, the better you realize you were."
"Indecision is the key to flexibility."
"I have seen the truth and it makes no sense."
"The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."
"Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it."
"You are unique, just like everyone else."
"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."

(Source: The Irreligious Guru)
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