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Fireman Family Joke Fail

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Funny Fireman Family Picture Fail Joke Picture

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door rising a red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.

The fireman says, “Hey kid, what are you doing?”

The little boy replies, “I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!”

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck!”

“Thanks mister."


The fireman takes a close look and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles.  “Kid”, says the fireman, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog’s neck I think you could go faster.”

The little boy says, “You’re probably right mister, but then I wouldn’t have a siren!”

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