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Cow From Minsk Joke

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The only cow in a small village in Poland died. The villagers did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 roubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 roubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow proved to be wonderful - producing lots of milk all the time - so the village decided to buy a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.

The villagers were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi in the neighbouring village, who was very wise, what to do. They told the him what was happening: "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side."

The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"

The villagers were dumbfounded. "How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?"

The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."

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