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A Bad Day

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"What can I  get you?" asked the bartender.

"Double whiskey.  And leave the bottle."

"Tough day?"

"Yes, it's my birthday."

"I see."

"No you don't.  Pour yourself a drink and I'll tell you."

The bartender sat down and waited.

"Well, as I said, it is my birthday today, and I woke up full of anticipation.  But when I got downstairs, the family were having breakfast and nobody said anything.  Well, I thought, that's marriage for you, but I was surprised at the kids forgetting. I felt pretty low when I left for work."

"I'm not surprised," said the bartender.

"Yeah, so anyway, I got to the office, still feeling down, but then my secretary Lizzie says, 'Good morning, Gerry, and happy birthday!'  I was so glad someone at least had remembered.

I worked until 1pm, when Lizzie knocks on the door, and says, 'It's such a beautiful day outside, and since it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch?'


I agreed, and we had a superb meal at a local fancy bistro she had booked. We even had champagne!"

"Oh yeah?" asked the bartender with raised eyebrows.

"Oh yeah! Then afterwards she suggests we go to her apartment."

"You didn't?"

"I certainly did.  I told you I was really upset at my family."

"So what happened?"

"Well, we got there, and she told me to sit in the lounge while she got ready. A few minutes later the door opens, and there she comes into the room with a birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids and dozens of colleagues and friends, all singing happy birthday."

"But that's great!" said the bartender.

"No, you don't understand.  I had taken off all my clothes."

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