A Can of Custody

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"Your Honour," protested the husband.  "I really feel I should have custody of my children."

"Mr Jones," replied the judge. "In cases such as these, where the children are still young, it is customary to give custody to the mother, since she brought them in to the world."

"Unless of course," he continued, "you have some sort of reasonable justification to offer?"

The husband was silent for a moment, before replying, "Your Honour, when I put a pound in a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"

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