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A Lucky Man


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“Glad to be back at work?  Fully recovered?”

“Much better, thanks.  The flu was pretty nasty, but overall the experience was wonderful.”

“Wonderful??  How’s that?”

“Well, I discovered that my wife really loves me.  Like whenever a postman or delivery guy arrived outside, she’d run outside shouting excitedly, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!'”

“You’re a lucky man.”


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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

And God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

"What will this woman cost?" asked Adam.

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam scratched his head for a moment and then asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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