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Drink Like A Man


funny bar drink vodka joke picture
funny bar drink vodka joke picture

A man walked into a bar and ordered 3 vodkas.

"Rough day?" asked the bartender.

The man nodded.  "I just found out my older brother is gay."

The bartender smiled sympathetically and poured the drinks.  The man downed them and left without a word. The next day he was back, and ordered the same.

"What happened this time?" asked the bartender.

"My younger brother just came out the closet too."

The bartender poured the drinks.  The man downed them and left.  The next day he was back.   He slammed his fist on the counter and shouted, "3 vodkas!"

The bartended hurried over and said, "Man, doesn't anyone in your family like women??"

The man replied, scowling, "Yes, my wife."


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